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The club has always been secretive over the role of Gary Karsa, a man evidently integral to Lambert’s backroom and who joined the club along with Paul and Ian. But thanks to a chance meeting, Holtamania have been able to secure an exclusive interview with Gary where he lifts the lid on all the dealings at Colney and gives us an insight into the clubs Premier League preparations.

An actual photo of the interview.

Holtamania: Afternoon Gary, you well?

Gary Karsa: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Excellent. So, how did you first come to get involved with Paul Lambert? 

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Sure, sure. And is he an easy man to work with?

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Wow, fascinating. So tell me, what exactly does your job entail?

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Pretty invaluable then. 

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Incredible. Is that the reason for having such a low media profile?

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: So what do you think of the local press around here?

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Oh get out! He’s fine! Good writer too. 

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Well I always thought that was unfair. So what are the plans for pre-season? Is there a date in mind to get all new recruits in?

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: And who do you think is going to be the star signing of the summer? 

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Wow, Norwich are going to sign [redacted by Norwich City Football Club] ?

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Incredible stuff. The fans are going to love this. Do you think this gives us a chance of staying up this year?

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Sure, sure. So where do you see the club in 5 years time? Surviving? Silverware? Europe?

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Well thats an ambition we all have. And what is your relationship with Delia?

GK: [redacted by Norwich City Football Club]

HM: Well we cant print that and you know it.

At this point Gary was freed escorted from Holtamania Towers and returned to his day job.

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